So wrong, and yet, so poetic!
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About Me
- Tina
- I'm a first time mom learning the ropes and figuring out how to be a modern mommy! What was second nature to my great-grandparents and grandparents is brand new and modern to me! Follow me as I endeavor on this journey of breastfeeding, cloth diapering, and generally attempting to be a modern mommy!
I have a cloth diaper addiction
Now that's an understatment! LOL!
ReplyDeleteYes. UNLESS... you have been having anal sex and your partner had a full colon. Then you run into some of the same problems as changing a diaper.
ReplyDelete-Lauren
Please forgive my roommate...apparently too much schooling rots the brain!! Poor little girl, doesn't realize that her particular description null & voids the saying by it's very, non-reproductive nature.
ReplyDeleteHey, I was just commenting on the poop aspect in all of this. Ha.
ReplyDelete~Lauren
Yes Lauren, I can see where that would be a bit messy. In a situation like this, I don't think a diaper will help --- Maybe a water hose, and a little distance.
ReplyDeletechange your condom ... someone actually reuses them ? lol i know, i'm too literal ...
ReplyDeleteLOL I just thought this was funny, didn't expect to start so many theological debates over it! I love it. Thanks guys!
ReplyDeleteit's almost like this one " your license to breed has been revoked. "
ReplyDeleteActually I found it on a site where I encountered a bumper sticker I'd seen and wanted to find: "Jesus loves you, but I'm his favorite"
ReplyDeleteAfter giving birth five times, my license to breed was not revoked fast enough!
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