Me: LOL...my cat just sneezed on my mom
Me: I'm not sure why that's hysterical right now
Fake-Doug: haha, I think cats sneezing...hell, I think any animal sneezing is hilarious
Fake-Doug: I'd like to see a giraffe sneeze
Me: eeewwwww
Fake-Doug: how does that even work?
Me: they're all slobbery as it is
Fake-Doug: is a giraffe sneezing like a bee sting? it can only do it once or something?
Fake-Doug: it'd be the world’s biggest headbang
Fake-Doug: these are the things I wonder
Me: wow
Fake-Doug: I've never even thought about that before right now
Fake-Doug: I must find the answer
Me: lol, good luck with that
Me: "so what did you do Saturday night?"
"I pondered giraffe sneezes online with a guy-I-used-to-know's roommate...how about you??"
Fake-Doug: that's the start of a good conversation right there
Fake-Doug: screw getting drunk and going out, I've got important learning to do
Me: "important"
Fake-Doug: I don't know where to go from that, I'll be honest, lol
Later...
Fake-Doug: I like your writing, fyi
Me: ::blushes::
Me: thanks, I guess
Me: my professors don't like it
Fake-Doug: I don't know them, but they suck
Fake-Doug: I can't back that up
Me: I'll be sure to tell them that
Me: as they're reading and signing off on my thesis
Fake-Doug: tell them, "Some guy named Fake-Doug likes my blog, so kiss my ass"
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